Mama Scissorhands

Well, Mama finally broke down and cut my hair. It was really long and flowy and EVERYWHERE I went people thought I was a girl. They'd say she and her and the little girl and then the nervous look of doubt and confusion, the awkward pause, and finally the is it a girl or a...question and my mom would give her standard reply, he's a boy, his hair is really long. So she locked me in the bathroom and cut it in secret from Dad and Mamam who said never cut it and its still long-ish and I still look pretty cute so everyone is all right.