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Monday, December 18, 2006

Bainbridge Chainsaw Massacre





...So, since the men could not get at the tree from the slippery roof they had to try from the other side on the ground. Grandpoop got out the ole chainsaw and began his buzz buzz buzzing. When that chainsaw broke he got out the other ole chainsaw and buzzed buzzed some more. But the big giant monster tree wouldn't budge from the cupcake. So then Grandpoop tied a rope around it and tied the other end to his truck. He put the pedal to the metal and tried to yank the tree off with him but the rope broke and went PING and ALMOST KILLED MY DAD. After more tries, and returned attempts with the ole chainsaw, the tree finally budged. And then shifted. And then came tumbling off the roof so Grandpoop went falling and running with the chainsaw straight for my dad, ALMOST KILLING HIM. (Later Grandpoop remembered the #1 rule of chainsaw safety: Drop the saw before running. ) After a day's worth of strategy and struggle and numerous near deaths, dad returns to the theme of his life: So It Goes.

To Be Continued...

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