Stances

When you are manly men, your moves and stances must always be perfectly masculine.

This is the perfect axe throwing stance. (We have moved to throwing the axe at the side of the tree where there is still some bark left. You can see the sun shine through tree now. When will it fall? Who will it fall upon? We are taking bets over here.)


This is the famous hand off stance. Play it cool and casual and confident.


These are the throwing your chopped wood in the back of the truck moves. You are so strong and capable that you can toss heavy logs like they are tennis balls.




And then, after the axes have been thrown and all the wood has been chopped, tossed, stacked and carried into the house, after the fire has been strategically and masterfully built and ablaze, you may practice your numchuck stances and moves. Are we not men, or what?