Mangia! Mangia!

This is the way to eat pasta:



I know how to use a fork, but really, why bother? Its faster and funner this way. What do I care if I look all gross and gooey? Who am I trying to impress? I know I'm going to be belly deep in soapy bubbles in about five minutes so might as well live it up while I can. This is a philosophy I am passing along to you: Go ahead and get dirty now, for soon you will be clean.